This is Exactly What It Looks Like

kaciart:

rneerkat:

*new zealand police lays arm on your head* youre under a wrist

….

(via fire-badger)

lintott:

i always think “if people want to talk to me they will” which is my reasoning for never really starting conversations so i’m permanently thinking no one wants to talk but what if they’re sat there thinking the same and it’s just this cycle of silence that never gets broken because i’m too stubborn to just put myself out there 

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aartveits:

I JUST REALLY LOVE PENS THAT WRITE REALLY SMOOTHLY WITH THICK INK AND
SIGHS
PENS

(via fire-badger)

allmonds:

sluttyoliveoil:

allmonds:

stand:

I

I DONT GET IT SOMEONE EXPLAIN

i understand

THEN FUCKIBG TELL ME

(via toriawesome)

NO BUT SERIOUSLY

jamietheignorantamerican:

WHY DOES NO ONE TALK ABOUT THE QUETZALCOATLUS?!

I MEAN, JESUS F. CHRIST.

PTERODACTYLS AIN’T SHIT NEXT TO THESE MOTHER FUCKERS. QUETZALCOATLUS FUCKING ATE BABY DINOSAURS FOR BRUNCH.

LITTLE-FOOT, NOOOO!!!

JUST IMAGINE SOMETHING AS TALL AS A MOTHER FUCKING GIRAFFE

SOARING THROUGH THE SKIES AT 80 MILES PER HOUR, AND THEN SWOOPING DOWN AND FUCKING EATING YOUR FACE OFF. 

FUCKING QUETZALCOATLUS

(via madithefreckled)

caraknightley:

mini m&ms taste better than normal m&ms don’t even try to argue with me on this

(via landlocked-lighthouse)